mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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