His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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