Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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