Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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