I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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