Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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