Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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