It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The chlamydia really affected his face.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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