The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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