just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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