it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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