everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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