Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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