She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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