Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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