so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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