Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Two words: nipple clamps
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