I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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