so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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