so that wasnt chicken after all
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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