Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i think i have herpe
just one?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
