She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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