What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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