It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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