he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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