is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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