But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm having to shit out rocks
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