I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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