At least make sure they are 18
Why
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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