did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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