I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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