if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
