If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
