i think i have herpe
just one?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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