She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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