Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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