I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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