I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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