I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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