Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Sober January is a disaster.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
