Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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