Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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