I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you will always have a special place in my vag
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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