what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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