so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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