He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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