dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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