Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sponge bath it is.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize