I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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