it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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