Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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