Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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