OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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