This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
