She's JV to your varsity
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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