just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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